The Lid Organiser
The drawer where lids go to be forgotten.
$19.00
Trouble level assessment
How annoyed are you, really?
Three questions. One honest answer. We will tell you exactly how bad it is, and what to do about it.
No email required. No judgement. Well — a little judgement.
The assessment
Three questions. Be honest.
The inspector has heard every answer before. He is not impressed. He is taking notes.
Emergency level:
Not yet assessed
Three questions and we will commit to an answer.
CASE 000
THE UNOPENED FILE
Answer below. The inspector takes this very seriously, possibly too seriously.
PENDING
01 / 03
Something around the house breaks. What actually happens?
Press 123 to answer without the mouse
Trouble index
00 / 9
Our diagnosis
This certifies, in a non-binding way, that
Issued by Problem-ish · Case 000 · Non-transferable
Recommended, given the diagnosis
The Hook That Holds
Everything ends up on the floor eventually. Except this.
$12.00
The Cable Keeper
The cable on your desk is not in charge.
$14.00
The Jar Opener
For lids that have mistaken themselves for industrial equipment.
The Kneeling Pad
Gardening should not require a recovery day.
$26.00
The Umbrella Holder
A designated place for the umbrella that otherwise rolls around your car.
$22.00
Case archive
Three rulings, on file.
Every visitor lands in exactly one of these. Nobody lands in the flattering one.
MINOR INCIDENT
Mildly Annoying
NOT A CRISIS. BUT DEFINITELY WORTH FIXING.
The lid is stuck. The shelf is wobbly. Nothing catastrophic — just constant.
REPEAT OFFENDER
Seriously Irritating
A FIVE-MINUTE JOB. TWENTY MINUTES IN.
You have fixed it twice this month. It has come back twice this month.
CERTIFIED CHAOS
Absolutely Ridiculous
THIS SHOULD NOT TAKE A WHOLE AFTERNOON.
One small problem has quietly become a permanent feature of your week.
Stamped and filed
Send us the problem. We send back the object.
Nothing on this table was invented for a product page. Every fix came from somebody standing in a kitchen at 8am, holding a jar.